I am ready to be included in the pantheon of martyrs now. I watched Sharknado. And am glad that I did because it is the MOTHER of all BAD movies. It is SO bad it’s the BEST BAD movie of them all!

It’s BEYOND preposterous, ludicrous, over-the-top. It defies explanation and expression.

And it’s aptly summed up by this.

This has been an experience. I can honestly say that Rajnikanth has met his match!

P.S: Let’s observe a moment of silence for sharks as a species who were grossly humiliated by this movie. 

Please forgive the makers their trespasses for they knew what they were doing and went ahead and did it anyway.

Amen.