I am ready to be included in the pantheon of martyrs now. I watched Sharknado. And am glad that I did because it is the MOTHER of all BAD movies. It is SO bad it’s the BEST BAD movie of them all!

It’s BEYOND preposterous, ludicrous, over-the-top. It defies explanation and expression.

And it’s aptly summed up by this.

This has been an experience. I can honestly say that Rajnikanth has met his match!

P.S: Let’s observe a moment of silence for sharks as a species who were grossly humiliated by this movie. 

Please forgive the makers their trespasses for they knew what they were doing and went ahead and did it anyway.

Amen.

Ian Ziering taking on a great white with a chainsaw.