And by that I don’t mean the Snow Whitey kinds with bluebirds chirping all around me. I mean the Princess Vespa-kinds from Spaceballs. Take a look-

So these are the times when I caught myself thinking of certain things and then doing a mental doubletake.

While washing the dishes in the utility area today the sun was shining bright overhead and kind of right in my face. And I thought..damn! I’m going to need sunscreen from tomorrow.

While lounging on the couch yesterday I wished the pumice-foot scrubber had an extendable handle so I could take care of my deadskin while streaming the latest episode of Blue Bloods.

When I wished for a better design of the bluetooth headphones- if they could have a flatter back so when I lean against something, they wouldn’t move from the perfect spot over my ears.

When I wished for a rideable Roomba so I could clean the house but not exert myself beyond a point.