Apparently I have a fin and teeth fetish else why sharks over every other creature out there? But since I have a need to express myself about movies many others wouldn't watch, here are the movie reviews of shark-themed movies I've watched: Deep Blue Sea-2 The Meg Dam Sharks The Shallows May they will bring... Continue Reading →
Movie Review: Meg 2- The Trench
I kept thinking of scathing ways to start off this review when all that comes to mind is, "Don't watch it". This movie was made for reasons only to known to the producer; actually scratch that, the previous one made money at the box office ergo a sequel had to be made. I love creature... Continue Reading →
Be Careful What You Wish For…
My parents shared their good experiences with me by making me a part of them. Places they went to as children or travels they'd enjoyed were recreated with me so I could see what the fun was about. Places they hung out in or eateries they frequented in their youth; I've been to quite a... Continue Reading →
I Tried…
Dear God in Heaven, Oh! how I tried. I tried to grin and bear it but I just couldn't. I couldn't stand another second of it. The agony. The utter and complete lack of anything remotely humane. It was just too much...I just couldn't watch Sharknado 6. If only Kurtz knew about the Syfy Channel...he'd... Continue Reading →
Movie Review: Deep Blue Sea-2
Verdict: Spare yourself. Seriously. Sharks are beautiful creatures with rows of serrated teeth and soulless eyes that would scare the bejesus out of anyone who saw them up close and personal. But they are worthy of that respect that comes with fear. They aren't the Jason or Freddy of the scary creature movie world. They... Continue Reading →
Creature Movie Bloglet
As a reward for a decent first term report card TO was given the permission to watch The Meg. It's a PG-13 movie for what reason I know not, but ostensibly to ward off screams from kids. That the screams maybe of joy seems to have escaped the censors. Anyhoo, the brat turned into a proper... Continue Reading →
Movie Review: Dam Sharks
I was bored. I like sharks. There was a movie playing and I watched it. And now my senses ouch.