Random. Structured. Haphazard. All Me.
A Tangled Yarn of Thoughts Being Unravelled…
Let me start by writing that if you haven't seen this movie yet; don't. It's a travesty of a "horror" movie. Whether it had marketed itself as a scary movie or not, the storyline, acting, and build-up to the climax are loosely woven together. As a result, the movie falls down pretty quickly. The pace... Continue Reading →
Apparently I have a fin and teeth fetish else why sharks over every other creature out there? But since I have a need to express myself about movies many others wouldn't watch, here are the movie reviews of shark-themed movies I've watched: Deep Blue Sea-2 The Meg Dam Sharks The Shallows May they will bring... Continue Reading →
I kept thinking of scathing ways to start off this review when all that comes to mind is, "Don't watch it". This movie was made for reasons only to known to the producer; actually scratch that, the previous one made money at the box office ergo a sequel had to be made. I love creature... Continue Reading →
Verdict: Spare yourself. Seriously. Sharks are beautiful creatures with rows of serrated teeth and soulless eyes that would scare the bejesus out of anyone who saw them up close and personal. But they are worthy of that respect that comes with fear. They aren't the Jason or Freddy of the scary creature movie world. They... Continue Reading →
What *not* to watch. Unless it's a dare.
I was bored. I like sharks. There was a movie playing and I watched it. And now my senses ouch.
I say this with every bit of sincerity I possess: there's a special place reserved in HELL for Prabhu Deva for making this movie. I am not a snob about my movies. I prefer the light-hearted ones to the somber ones, that's true but this movie was boring and it's cliches had cliches and barring... Continue Reading →
I am ready to be included in the pantheon of martyrs now. I watched Sharknado. And am glad that I did because it is the MOTHER of all BAD movies. It is SO bad it's the BEST BAD movie of them all!It's BEYOND preposterous, ludicrous, over-the-top. It defies explanation and expression.And it's aptly summed up... Continue Reading →
Random. Structured. Haphazard. All Me. 